Don't blink idjit
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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

stand:

what is this from haha

guardians of the galaxy 2

(Source: chucknoblet)

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: um-stop)

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

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frnkandthekilljoys:

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

It’s always hoodie season if you’re not weak

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charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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(Source: memewhore)

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(Source: keziaaarghhh)

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tasia-reader:

Do you ever get so mad your voice just kind of goes…

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stonelions:

bucky raids steve’s underwear drawer and then rebels against pants

stonelions:

bucky raids steve’s underwear drawer and then rebels against pants

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cumbermums:

iru-hime:

weird-happenings:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

This is beautiful.

I cried

I love this. The darkness is usually portrayed as something sinister but I think it’s beautiful.

(Source: lupercos)

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jaclcfrost:

[points to any dragon] yes

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imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine that you show up in your favorite character’s universe, only for them to be missing. You ask the other characters about it, but they have never even heard of your favorite character. You soon realize that you’re supposed to play their role in the story/series…

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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(Source: wintersoldier-iscoming)

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friend: why do you go to sleep so late?!
me: oh no I don't sleep, I pass out